splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions
me fucking lying to myself  (via sann-lykke)

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

radastheyscum:

kinsleesuzanne:

chazychazle:

Would it be effective censorship if I just photoshopped man nipples onto girl nipples

image 

A++++++++++++++++++++++

adventuretimewithlewis:

chilled:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

 

"pussy game too strong, be warding off demons and shit"

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.