*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*
|—||me fucking lying to myself (via sann-lykke)|
just another day of not being rich and famous
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE
Would it be effective censorship if I just photoshopped man nipples onto girl nipples
i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
"pussy game too strong, be warding off demons and shit"
my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.