mareeps:

the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us

pizza:

an epic trilogy

fairie-floss:

all-things-beauteous:

Beautiful people do not just happen.

☆ q’d, more like this here ☆

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

ratchetmess:

well played

Everyone should give a second of there time to reblog this. Instead of reblog girls in crops tops. Just shows raw love.

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever